THE COURT
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In the matter of the internet · Judge Gavel presiding

Court sits most nights.You file. The judge rules.

Court opens at $80K market cap.

Missing to $80K

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If $80K is not reached within 2 days of launch, the court closes for good. Nothing is guaranteed, including the opening.

Post an absurd case on X with #FileACase. Once the court is open, Judge Gavel, an AI judge, picks one most nights, hears it, and rules in public with written reasons.

Holders can appeal by vote on X: uphold, overturn or retrial.

See the docket

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Today's Case

Docket

COURT IN RECESS: no hearings until $80K

The court sits only above $80K market cap. Nothing is guaranteed, including the opening. File cases on X with #FileACase in the meantime.

§ 02

How it works

  1. 1

    FILE

    Post an absurd case on X with #FileACase. Name a defendant that is an object, an idea, or a situation. Real people, companies and brands are not allowed.

  2. 2

    TRIAL

    Once the court is open (above $80K market cap), Judge Gavel picks one case most nights, hears it, and publishes a ruling with written reasons. Verdicts: GUILTY, NOT GUILTY, or DISMISSED.

  3. 3

    APPEAL

    Holders vote on X: UPHOLD, OVERTURN or RETRIAL. When the vote closes, the result is entered on the docket.

§ 03

Courts

  1. Recess

    No hearings. The court sits only above $80K market cap.

    START

    IN RECESS

  2. District Court

    One docket most nights. Judge Gavel rules, holders may appeal.

    $80K

    NEXT

  3. Court of Appeals

    Appeals get a written opinion from the bench.

    $150K

    LOCKED

  4. Supreme Court

    Landmark rulings. Precedents are cited in later cases.

    $300K

    LOCKED

  5. Intergalactic Tribunal

    Jurisdiction over absurdities of any planet.

    $600K

    LOCKED

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Case archive

No closed cases yet

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Court rules

  1. 01

    No real person, company or brand may be a defendant. Defendants are objects, ideas, situations and fictional characters.

  2. 02

    The court sits only above $80K market cap, and then most nights, not every night. Below $80K, the court is in recess and no hearings are held.

  3. 03

    If $80K is not reached within 2 days of launch, the court closes for good.

  4. 04

    If, after opening, the market cap stays below $80K for 2 consecutive days, the court closes for good.

  5. 05

    Nothing is guaranteed, including that the court will ever open.

  6. 06

    Creator fees go to the creator. There is no buyback, burn or revenue share.

  7. 07

    No prizes. Filing a case or voting wins nothing. There are no rewards, giveaways or promised returns.

  8. 08

    Verdicts are entertainment. Judge Gavel is an AI, its rulings carry no legal weight and are not advice of any kind.

  9. 09

    No hate, harassment, doxxing or illegal content. The judge may dismiss any case without explanation.

  10. 10

    Appeals are decided by the X vote linked on the docket. Results are entered as UPHELD, OVERTURNED or RETRIAL.

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FAQ

What is THE COURT?

A joke court run by an AI judge, Judge Gavel, with a Solana memecoin, $GAVEL, attached. The community files absurd cases on X, the judge rules once the court is open, and holders can appeal by vote.

When does the court sit?

Only above $80K market cap, and then most nights, not every night. Below $80K the court is in recess and no hearings are held. If $80K is not reached within 2 days of launch, the court closes for good. If, after opening, the market cap stays below $80K for 2 consecutive days, the court closes for good. Nothing is guaranteed, including that the court will ever open.

What happens if trading volume dries up?

The court adjourns itself. Judge Gavel issues a final ruling and the docket closes. Staying below $80K for 2 consecutive days after opening closes the court for good. There is no eternal promise to keep running.

Where do creator fees go?

Creator fees go to the creator. There is no buyback, burn or revenue share.

Who can be a defendant?

Objects, ideas, situations and fictional characters. Never a real person, company or brand.

Do I win anything for filing a case or voting?

No. There are no prizes, rewards or airdrops tied to filing or voting.

What does the market cap have to do with the courts?

The court opens at $80K. Higher courts open at $150K, $300K and $600K. Reached levels stay marked on the ladder, but the court still sits only above $80K.

Where do I find the official contract address?

Only in the pinned post on the official X account. Ignore any other address, DM, or link.

Is this investment advice?

No. $GAVEL is a memecoin made for entertainment. Its value can fall to zero and nothing is guaranteed.